Let's see . . . I just polished off a sausage pizza; what would be good for dessert? Ooh, I know! A crust covered in Oreos! With frosting! And it's only four bucks . . . maybe I'll get two, save one for breakfast.
Do they have this in other parts of the world? If not, then I'm never leaving home again.
Actually, I freely admit that my eating habits could be better -- much better. But a cookie pizza? The apocalypse is nigh.
Okay. Wait RIGHT there. I'm SO coming over. And I'm bringing floss so everyone can de-cookie their teeth afterwards. Hot damn. You better invest in some protective gear though, cos with a spread like that, you're gonna be the PMS capital of the free world.
ReplyDeleteHot damn.
gross.
ReplyDeletethis is why they hate our freedom.
Is it:
ReplyDeletea) better than;
b) same as; or
c) worse than
a sausage wrapped in a chocolate chip pancake, served on a stick?
(b) - same as. equally, gross.
ReplyDeletestop making me want to vomit. i read you to make me laugh, not make me disgusted.
i draw the line at corndogs, thank you.
My stepdaughter is fascinated by their commercial with two guys with Oreo residue on their faces (similar to "Got Milk?"). One actor complains that his Oreo mustache won't fill out while the other one grows a full Oreo beard.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if I were 14, I'd like it too.
Oreo Mustache and Oreo Beard ummmm, yea that aint right.
ReplyDeleteKatieg, I think you're right- if you can't keep the Oreo Pizza down then the terrorists have won.