Wednesday, March 5, 2008

It's Serious.

I guess I have a real case of writer's block, if in fact what I do here qualifies as writing. I have all of these great pictures from Paris, stories waiting to be told, but I can't seem to motivate myself. I wonder if I've lost my six readers. Are you out there? Ask me some questions - that seemed to help last time.

10 comments:

K. said...

How awesome are the Detroit Tigers going to be this season?

K. said...

in fact - predictions for division winners?

I say:
bosox, tigers, angels - Cleveland WC
mets, cards, dodgers - Phillies WC

Anonymous said...

In France do naked women really run around admiring Jerry Lewis and Quincy Jones, as I've been told?

Karyn said...

I want to know how Paris smells, how the air in the street feels in your throat, and whether you can actually hear that Parisian accordian music anywhere while you walk around enjoying the fabulousness?

Misplaced said...

someone told that there is a place in France where the ladies wear no pants. Is that true....How cool was that? Could you see there bums?

I've also heard that women from Paris aren't that attractive- care to comment?

Michelle said...

Hillary, Obama, or Mcfreak; I mean McCain?

WestEnder said...

Suppose you were sent to Paris but you could do only one thing, and it had to be one thing that you already did. What would it be?

LDP said...

Katie - The Tigers are going to be very awesome this season, there's no denying it. Hard to argue with your picks, either, although I think the Cubs might come out on top of baseball's worst division. But Go Reds!

Mark - I don't speak French, so I'm not entirely sure I have my facts straight, but I believe Jerry Lewis was recently elected President of France. His affair with a supermodel was all over the papers while I was in Paris. He divorced his wife and married her -- Christy Brinkley, I think.

Karyn - Paris smells like coffee and good bread. My friends' apartment smells like that, plus clementines. I don't think I heard an accordian but there was music everywhere. The whole experience is invigorating, to say the least.

Misplaced - I'm not sure about that place in France . . . I think I have it mixed up with the place on Mars where the ladies smoke cigars. Ever been there? As for the Parisian women . . . well, I didn't even notice them, what with your Eiffel Tower, your Louvre and whatnot. I'll make a point of being more attentive next time.

Michelle - I voted for Obama in the Ohio primary. The whole thing is getting ugly now, and I'm afraid the Democrats are going to blow a golden opportunity to take the White House back from the busybody party.

Westender - Excellent question. Other than walking the streets pretending not to notice the Parisian women, I'd like to go back to the Pompidou Center art museum. Although I know little about art, I thought it was a very cool place. I saw an installation by an artist named Christian Boltanksi, and I've thought about it every day since. Love to see it again.

Also, it would be great to have sex on Jim Morrison's grave one more time. That was hot.

Karyn said...

Atta boy, that's the spirit. glad you're back.

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