2008 has arrived, and it's time to clean up our acts, people. Personally, I'd like to stop being fat. I also have a few other New Year's resolutions:
- Keep writing.
- Grow a handlebar mustache.
- Knit some pretty sweaters for my dog.
- Donate to a Democrat's presidential campaign.
- Successfully maintain deep cover as an office drone.
- Treat myself to a bikini waxing -- because I'm worth it.
- Place a huge CLINTON sign in my front yard, just to annoy the neighbors.
- Visit Paris.
- Write an angry letter to NPR about how much the Capitol Steps suck.
- Stay in touch with a couple of people I saw at my 25-year high school reunion.
- No more Mr. Nice Guy.
2 comments:
I resolved to not make resolutions because I don't need that kind of pressure.
Also, I don't know how I can compete with "Grow A Handlebar Moustache" and "Knit Pretty Sweaters For My Dog".
Handle bar mustache! Handle bar mustache!!
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